the bored girl's daybook

Where is she? || She is in Toronto

What is she doing? || Typing at her sister's laptop

What is she listening to? || The hum of some machine the does something in this basement

What has she been up to? || Making muffins. The frosting malfunctioned, however

What is she thinking about? || Richard Armitage. What else? Especially in relation to The Hobbit

What is she procrastinating? || The slide show for her sister's wedding

Last thing she said? || She really can't remember, for she has been alone all day and doesn't talk to herself

Last productive thing she did? || Finish her Space & Earth Science lesson

Her excuse for not posting? || She doesn't really have an excuse except that her life has been so incredibly un-dramatic that she hasn't had anything to write about

Last movie she's watched? || Beastly (it was okay)

Latest discoveries? || BBC's Sherlock. A delight!

Some random thoughts? || She wants a hammock, is thinking about her deceased pet water balloon (affectionately known as Putsy), is constantly confused by hipsters,  is contemplating Warrior Cat Clans, and wonders if she should break the silence.

There we have it. A little update on my fascinating life. I've hoped you enjoyed your Saturday as much as I have! (no really, my afternoon has been fine.)

Please, please, please stop by Youtopia Blog Designs for a visit. It would make me very happy, you know. So far trying to re-boot my blog design business has been rather pathetic, to say the least.

Friends, I will see you next month.

-ShadowFlower

mustaches.

Read the title. Go on - read it.

This is the trend of today that drives me completely insane.

(vintage coca cola bottles and every teenage girl wanting to be a photographer also irritate me)

Just.... Why?

WHY mustaches? Why not propeller caps? Why not hockey tape? Why not toupees or beans or unicorns?

Mustaches.

But, of course, not REAL mustaches. For mustaches to be hip, they have to be drawn on your finger, or on a stick, or decorating a handbag. REAL mustaches are disgusting and distasteful.

                                                                       Hipsters confuse me. 

I expect mustaches will not be the thing in three years.
And they will be abandoned like Girbaud and manpris
and neon windbreakers.
(see, you don't even remember Girbaud.)

By the way, asides from my random rant, I've been away at my cottage for a week. And that means no internet connection. And that means that's my excuse for not posting. But NOW, I'm BACK! Woot! And I hope to be posting a lot more over the summer unless I'm away.

  {My sister is also getting married. 

And I'm one of the Bridesmaids. 

So that's really cool.}

I realize I haven't changed the design around in a while as well.

Which means Elvenpath will be getting a facelift for the summer! Yay!

I'm rather sick of the usual grey, blue and purple designs that I have usually, so perhaps you lovely people can pick out a colour for me. Colour with the most votes wins!

a - Green

b - Pink

c - Yellow

d - Gold

And I know that this is a rather odd post, but that can't really be helped, can it?

Stuff.

Oh joy!

So today I'm going to talk about stuff. 

Since the stuff of my life over the past month is a rather round subject, we'll look at it in a sophisticated form, [if anything can BE sophisticated on this blog], and display it in this nice little organized,

multi-coloured list.

 

I. I just came back from a skiing trip//
II. Before that I just came back from Orlando, Florida//
III. In Orlando me + mum + dad vacationed at

DisneyWorrrllld

[*crosses off item on bucket list*]//

IV. I'm re-reading The Hobbit, in case you wanted to know..//
V. Expect a post about my fantasy novel//
VI. I FINALLY had the pleasure of watching the BBC period drama, North & South.[A.K.A, The Movie That Has Richard Armitage]//
VII. I'm Spider-Man![*cough* I've been getting into the online personality quizzes again..]

So terribly sorry for not posting in so long, as you know I've been busy traveling, skiing, watching North & South, being Spider-Man, and basically; doing so much nothing after all that I haven't had much to post about. So thanks for reading, please leave a comment for I shall bestow upon you virtual knighthood if thou doest *ahem*..  And, well, good evening.

X

ShadowFlower

Elvenpath Elven Path elvenpath ELVENPATH elvenpath. elven path

Greetings and salutations to all my little Elves  Elvenwalkers EP's Elfstompers

..Hey guys.

ShadowFlower here, (well obviously) and from the somewhat random rabble of different Elvenpath spellings you may or may not have guessed I'm thinking about Elvenpath.

And how to spell it.

I've never actually had a correct, formal spelling for EP. I always kind of express it in the way that comes to mind first. I actually considered naming it Walking on the Elvenpath.

So if you wonderful... people would like to participate in a vote, Shadow would be very appreciative.

You can just comment below this post.

Here we go. the future of Elvenpath lies in your hands... (sort of):

a) Elvenpath

b) Elven Path

c) elvenpath

d) elvenpath.

e) elven path

f) ELVENPATH

g) ElvenPath

h) Walking on the Elvenpath

i) walking on the elvenpath

j) Walking on The Elvenpath

k) Elven.Path

Thanks you. And now the second part of this rather short and boring post;

The Excuses:

Sorry for not posting in such a long time! I've really had no inspiration for posts lately, so all I've been doing on the Internet is obsessing over BBC's Merlin and finding out that if I type dun dun dun duh into a search engine I'll find Beethoven's 5th symphony.

Anyway, I'm aware this is an almost completely useless post, but I thought you'd like an update and, as I said before, my mind is blank of inspiration.

I SHALL make a proper post this week, maybe with a tag or something.

Maybe. If I have time... or if I feel like it.

I really need be lest honest in these posts.

Thanks for reading my horribly boring post. (see?)

Goodbye

Over & Out

See you soon

May the force be with you.

God bless

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

ShadowFlower

this is a post title.

only 178 were-unicorns were harmed in the making of this post. the following text may be too random for platypuses under the age of 0.001. if you experience bewilderment, hysterical laughter or break-dancing fits,we recommend you see a doctor because Elvenpath may not be right for you. reader discretion is advised.

Mwahahaha! I've finally escaped from the evil were-unicorns in the distant realm of Gharzvord!
WHOO-HOO!
....

And that is why I haven't been posting lately.
So, anywhoo, it's beginning to look alllot like Chiiiiistmaaaas...
Oh, and while I'm at it, YES -  I said 'Christmas'. Not 'X-mas', 'The Holidays',  or 'The Holiday Season'.
So sue me.
But anyway.
Yesterday we finally performed our Church Christmas pageant.
I was a bard. Named Alpheus.
Our tree looks pretty.
Our street is allll lit up with pretty lights.
There's snow everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
There are festive CDs playing on our CD player.
There are annoying festive songs playing on the radio.
Really annoying songs.

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So here are a bunch of random pictures that I like.

Thanks.

The End.

Snow has Fallen

  Yes. I KNOW I just posted yesterday, but this is an important announcement.

Hi.

Today is the twenty-eighth of October.

I live smack in the middle of Ontario, Canada.

In an obscure little northern town.

Today I got up.

I trudged upstairs.

Ate cereal.

Poured myself a mug of coffee.

Started watching my school on the computer.

I'm still in my pyjamas, by the way.

So,

I drank my coffee.

World Studies was finished.

I went out for a re-fill.

I looked out the window.

There were tiny little white things falling from the sky.

AND IT WAS SNOWING.

snowfall (ˈsnəʊˌfɔːl)
—n
1.	a fall of snow
2.	the amount of snow received in a specified place and time

 

I just heard my neighbour open the door and yell

'YEAH!!!!!'

It snowed today.

I'm so happy.

Dear Followers;

Surprisingly, I am actually ALIVE.

Surprisingly, I actually HAVEN'T been abducted by Martians.
I truly have tried to post for you, but absolutely NOTHING came to me... 'Pologies.
{I HAVE made a new design though. Do you like it? I am quite proud of it.}

I have been busy. I've been away quite alot to my cottage, and on roadtrips.
I have been WRITING quite alot, writing stories.
The story I am most involved in at the present is a story me and Cassandra made up on a roadtrip to Windsor, (Quite a long trip, by the way from where we live.) The Saga of Bob and Felicia.
Perhaps you'll read it some day on one of our blogs, but {very} most likely you will NOT.
I am also working on some posts about another story I'm writing alone, posts about the charactors and the like..

Thanks for reading my little update, you will (hopefully) soon have a real post from me to enjoy!

X
ShadowFlower

P.S
The main purpose of this post was to assure you of my living being, and so you wouldn't forget about my blog. I am most definitely not going to write every post in this extremely boring, (but ever so much fun to write) dull format.